Satire | Rihanna, No More Indian Shaadis For You. Stop Meddling!

Satire | Rihanna, No More Indian Shaadis For You. Stop Meddling!

“RiRi, may we suggest a masterclass in desi patriotism that traces all errors ever built in India back once again to Nehru?”

(Disclaimer: that is a work of satire.)

Rihanna did the unthinkable. She had the temerity to provoke

‘shine such as for instance a diamond’ ‘bharatiya ratna’, winner of three nationwide honors, Bollywood Queen — Kangana Ranaut. How dare the singer tweet her help for farmers’ protests!

RiRi had been designed to be sorry instantly. Ms Ranaut shut her down just like the online in Delhi NCR throughout the police-farmer clashes. Although not before offering Rihanna a collision program on democracy by trivialising individual legal rights issues and dismissing dissenting voices as ‘Chinese agents’.

Just Ms Ranaut has endowed on by herself the honour of sitting on a higher horse and dismissing the agitating farmers as ‘terrorists’, dying to divide Asia like pizza pieces.

She extends to determine how they’ve been supposed to experience legislation giving more agency to corporates than farmers. Most likely, agitating voices are simply ‘wild thoughts!’

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But Rihanna must not for the brief moment think she’s free to tweet about Asia from her high horse.

Considering that the woman continues to be in the dark about do’s and here do n’ts’s a listing she should stay away from:

  • The protestors whom passed away on Delhi boundaries.
  • The village Asia has generated 4.5kms inside Indian territory.
  • A comedian, Munawar Faruqui, that is languishing in prison for a tale he never cracked.
  • Pinjra Tod activist, Natasha Narwal, that will continue steadily to stay in jail for public violence she did not incite.
  • And thus a number of other peoples liberties activists and social employees.

Here’s just just what Rihanna should tweet about. Exactly why are Indians rushing down to Maldives rather than Barbados for Instagrammable holiday photos? Why did Jahangir provide East Asia the permit to trade in India? Melody itnee chocolatey kyon baani?

Yet this ‘not a Padma Shri awardee’ made a decision to shed tears that are crocodile terrorists parked at Singhu edge like obsolete sarkari Ambassador automobiles and awaiting Asia to colonise us.

Dekho Rihanna, it really is obvious that too much quarantining has fogged up your mind.

May we recommend ‘work work work’ or perhaps a masterclass in desi patriotism that traces all errors built in India’s geography and history to Nehru?

Or we’re able to move you to stay for Kamdhenu Gau-vigyan Prachar Prasar Pareeksha to see silver into the milk

desi cows squirt, while whispering nothings that are sweet their ear.

It’s pretty obvious you might be woefully unaware which our federal federal government could be the thing that is best to possess occurred to Bharat since Lord Rama.

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Dear RiRi, Exactly Exactly Exactly What Have You Done? Now Also Mia Khalifa’s Standing With Your Farmers!

Rihanna, you’ve got currently done us much harm and gotten the entire world to fairly share one thing aside from Trump and Biden. Sidetracked Greta Thunberg from melting polar caps, shrinking woodlands and seeking angrily at globe leaders.

Now bad Kangana will undoubtedly be compelled to provide a thumbs right down to Thunberg. Ask her to focus on her behalf anger management issue. View a good old movie that is fashioned ‘Shakalaka Boom Boom’ with a pal and chill.

Dear RiRi, your time and efforts to destabilise Asia from your own mansion in London will force us to snatch your ‘umbrella ella ella, eh eh’ away from you. Forget about dancing at Indian weddings for you personally. Particularly the big fat people in Asia. You have ‘hit your toe with your own personal hammer’.

Although we carry on our efforts to discredit you, we humbly give you advice to please get back your meddling international hand and why don’t we criminalise protests, pummelled college pupils, incarcerate stand-up comics and upright reporters, in comfort.

You’re getting inside our means of letting lapdogs grow.

Hai Ram visit homepage, look everything you’ve done! Now it is Mia Khalifa standing with this farmers!

Take a seat, you fool. Kangana will undoubtedly be at Mia’s home to call her a ‘chudail’. With no card that is aadhaar you, Mia.

(an instructor not sometime ago, Purba Ray took to composing on a whim after making her work. She’s got an impression on almost every thing, fiction or fact, beginnings or ends, light or heavy, long or quick. She tweets at @Purba_Ray. This might be a blog that is personal the views expressed will be the author’s own. The Quint neither endorses nor accounts for them.)

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